If you are not coming to the reunion, you need a good excuse and a note from your Mom (or Dad) (or hell, your therapist). The following reason have been tried and are unacceptable.
Excuse #3 I don't look as good as I'd like. You may want to use any of the following: I am bald, I have wrinkles, I have saddlebags, I have grey hair and no one will recognize me.
Rebuttal: Guess what! You won't recognize anyone else, either. (Unless you are cheating and trying to recognize anyone from their Facebook pictures) Using the reunion committee as a representative sample, our whole class looks like a "before" photo in a plastic surgery ad.
Just do it! Attend the 30th class reunion!
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